Illegitimi non carborundum.

So the Bible Quote of the Day email I get said this:

  And they were all amazed, and they glorified God, and were
filled with fear, saying, “We have seen strange things to day.”
  — Luke 5:26

I cannot even begin to describe the strange things I have seen today, but I’ll take a shot.

  1. Won third place in my age group at a last-minute 5k I ran with my uncle, aunt, and sister today. I haven’t ran like that since December…
  2. I finally severed ties completely with my ex-boyfriend as I was accompanied by an awesome, beautiful, muscular young black man.
  3. I walked in on the end of Spanish Mass at my church.
  4. Stayed in the chapel for a bit praying, and I heard a father singing his children to sleep.
  5. Started bawling my eyes out. Asked a man named Enrique who barely speaks English if I could see the priest.
  6. He directed me to Confession. I had been planning on going for a while, and I probably still will this weekend, but as I was sitting there, Enrique asks for my phone number. I give him my cell, and he comes back with the bible verse Jeremiah 33:3 written down on it. He tells me to read it (in Spanish, as best as he could), and to tell him when I have.
  7. I finally see the priest, but the priest knows no English; he apologizes, and I’m on my way out.
  8. A couple of pamphlets regarding marriage and contraception catch my eye, and I pick those up to read. Interesting things.
  9. I talk to Joey, and he agrees to stop by my house some time tonight to hang out for a little bit.
  10. As I’m driving home, I’m looking at the sunset, and I turn on the radio. “Simple Man” by Lynyrd Skynyrd comes on, and it’s right at the part that goes, “Take your time, don’t live too fast. Troubles will come, and they will pass.” This is the exact same line Joey wrote on the back of the picture he drew for me; the “hidden message” in the picture; underneath, he told me he loved me for the first time.

sebastianthedog:

one night two parents went out for dinner

a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room

the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue

when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers 

(via onerecklessbamf)

  • ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
  • *door creeks*
  • ghost hunters: oh so your name is william

barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

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